fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
"ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them"
"why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing"
"ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now"
"why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper"
"wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
Sakamichi no Apollon // Sentarou’s Hands
the most emotional post on tumblr
Bloom - medley by Pogo
All the best parts about Disney music in one beautiful song. And it’s in A-flat, a.k.a. the best key ever and it has Aurora’s beautiful opera thing. c: